WHT’s faves of the week-
These Tweets caught my eye. Some were funny and some were informative and some weren’t even about hockey. Please don’t be upset if I include the odd Tweet of my own.
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Well…I guess I’ll go over behind the herbal supplements in aisle 14 and confirm my size. pic.twitter.com/E1pmvrO2ov
— MBJET 🇵🇸🕊 (@mbjet) August 9, 2021
2.
Best signing ever. https://t.co/rrUplBG3HH
— Dejan Kovacevic (@Dejan_Kovacevic) August 12, 2021
3.
Damn these Heinz Ketchup squirt bottles.
You gotta squeeze that bitch ’til it hits 50 PSI then the Ketchup comes out like a 20 year old frat boy’s morning piss.
You got no idea where that shit is going!— Baron Von Awesome (@CappyD) August 13, 2021
4.
Not sure which feeling is better. The love felt when you receive a wedding invitation, or the relief felt when you find out you didn’t make the cut.
— Scott Cawson (@scottcawson) August 15, 2021
5.
How It Started: How It’s Going: pic.twitter.com/cWdYH2wOoR
— GM (@WasOnceLou) August 14, 2021
6.
Canadian: I want to live forever
Genie: I can’t grant wishes like that
Canadian: Alright, I want to live until the Leafs win the Stanley Cup
Genie: You crafty bastard— Meanwhile in Canada (@MeanwhileinCana) August 14, 2021
7.
Thats as close to Harvard as ANYONE from Sask will ever get!#Ticats #Riders #CFL https://t.co/XWT0akPKdR
— Baron Von Awesome (@CappyD) August 15, 2021
8.
Calm Down! Walmart is just asking you to wear a mask. You can still wear your pajamas, and leave your bras and teeth at home.
— ANITA (@An3ita5) August 14, 2021
9.
Man,the people who were so pleased to say “stay home if you’re afraid” of the virus sure don’t like it when you tell them to “stay home if they’re afraid” of a vaccine.
— Carl Boucher (@CarlBoucherKnee) August 14, 2021
10.
Brad Marchand. https://t.co/WrokPajAAK
— Toronto Bag Head (@torontobadhead) August 15, 2021
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